Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Somewhere far, far away. Eh.
Posts: 402
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Maeggaladiel, I thank you for loving my piece. Yours was one of the best reditions of that song I've read. Can you post it in the fanfiction section of my site, linked in my signature... One tip, write in Wordpad, and copy and paste it over...
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Oh where is the One Ring?
As sang by Frodo
<Frodo is in a set that looks strangely like the Green Dragon.>
Frodo is searching around frantically, searching for his ring. Having no success, Frodo cries out.
Frodo: Oh where is the One Ring... Oh where is the One Ring... Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where ,oh wherrrrrrrre... Is the One Ring?
Narrator: Having heard his searching, Sam enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his master in such a frantic state, Sam composes himself, and reports:
Sam: I think I saw the One Ring back there.
Frodo: Back there is my Prec... (He stops as he sees Sam glaring at him) Ahem. Back there is my One Ring... back there is the One Ring... Back there, oh where, back there, oh where back therrrrrrrre. Is the One Ring?
Narrator: Having heard his proclamation, Gollum enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Frodo in such a joyous stare, Gollum composes himself, and says:
Gollum: Why do you want my prrreciousssss, it'sss really really EVIL!
Narrator: Frodo is taken aback, the thought had never occurred to him. In shock, Frodo sings out:
Frodo: My Ring, is quite evil... My Ring is quite evil... My Ring, My Ring, My Ring, My Ring, My RINNNNNNGGGGG, Is very evil! But I still want it!!!
Narrator: Having heard his questioning, Pippin enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Frodo singing this in front of the entire Shire. Pippin composes himself, and says:
Pippin: Frodo, that old ring of yours. Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know, but I sold it to the Wraith... because he's EVIL!!!
Narrator: Frodo is shocked, and stumbles back in lament.
Frodo: My Ring, has been solden...
Sam: Master Frodo, that's not a word!
Frodo: Shut up, Sam. I'm lamenting the loss of my Pre... Ring. My Ring has been stolen. Better, nitpick?
Sam: Mister Frodo, you need to learn to speak properly.
Frodo: You're wasting time.
Sam: Oh. Sorry. Pippin, let's go get some ale.
Pippin: Sure!
Frodo: You don't realize what you've done!!! Gandalf will kill me!!!!
Sam: One last thing.
<Conks Gollum over the head with frying pan.>
Sam: There. Carry on, Mister Frodo.
Frodo: YOU have no sense of pity. Oh, well. As I was singing... My Ring has been solded...
Sam: Ugg.
Frodo: My Ring has been solded. My Ring, back there, very evil, oh where, My RINNNNNGGGG!! Has been solded!
Narrator: Having heard his lamenting, both Gandalf, and a Ring Wraith enter the scene. Gandalf is holding the One Ring, and the Ring Wraith is lamenting for the loss of the One Ring. Frodo and the Ring Wraith are both shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other’s frantic faces. He looks at Frodo, and is NOT thankful, but says, that way this will follow the song:
Wraith: Thanks for the One Ring... But I want it back!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!
Wraith: Oh, I'll be back for you, Old Man... Me AND my pet Balrog...
Gandalf: GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!!!!!
Pippin: Hit 'im with your staff!!!
Gandalf: Oh, okay!!!
<Wonk>
Frodo: This was MY song!!! You ruined it!!!! Now I can't sing the end: Take care of the One Ring!!!
Gandalf: You fool!!! Why'd you have to lose the Ring. I cannot trust you, young Baggins...
Frodo: But I wanted to do a song!!!! Gollum did!!!!
Gandalf: What that thing does is not of your concern. This Ring is Evil!!!!
Frodo: I know that!!! You can keep it. I want to finish the song!!!
Frodo looks at Gandalf wryly, but still feeling an emotional attachment to the Ring, cries out:
Frodo: Take care of the One Ring... Take care...
Gandalf: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! I'M NOT TAKING IT!!!
Frodo: Meany! Fine! Comon, Sam. Let's go and destroy the dumb thing.
Sam: Awww. I wanted to stay here!
Pippin: Great! So where are we goin’?
The End!
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How's that?
-Eowyn Skywalker
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