Legolas: who the heck is that?
Boromir: I don't know, but this shot's going straight in the family album!
Legolas: oh yeah, like your dad really wants to see you hugging another guy...
Boromir: hey, shut up about my dad! He's a good dad. He's the only one I've got...
Legolas: I should think so!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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