Why did the chicken cross the road?
Barliman: I don't rightly know, but Nob might. Where is that woolly-footed duffer?
Eowyn: Because he no longer desired death and winning renown.
Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes*
Gimli: To find his cousin Balin.
Nienor Niniel: To marry its immediate sibling! Oh, Eru! *leaps into Teiglin...again*
The Butcher: To get away from meeeee!!!!!! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sorry, that last one just needed to be there)
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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