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Maeggaladiel · 04-20-2004, 01:43 PM

Heh heh! Good ones, guys!

- Hiding under a tree root will protect you from the all-seeing eye of Sauron and his Nasgul.

- If it's pale and greasy, it's probably evil. Unless it's Aragorn.

- Don't mind the voices in your head. It's just Galadriel having some fun.

- One arrow in the hands of Legolas can kill sixty orcs; one arrow in the hand of an orc is useless. (Ask Boromir.)

- Evil minions have three settings on their bows: "Stun," "Kill," and "Miss." They usually use the last setting to avoid lawsuits.

Keep 'em coming!

04-20-2004, 01:43 PM	#8
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Heh heh! Good ones, guys! - Hiding under a tree root will protect you from the all-seeing eye of Sauron and his Nasgul. - If it's pale and greasy, it's probably evil. Unless it's Aragorn. - Don't mind the voices in your head. It's just Galadriel having some fun. - One arrow in the hands of Legolas can kill sixty orcs; one arrow in the hand of an orc is useless. (Ask Boromir.) - Evil minions have three settings on their bows: "Stun," "Kill," and "Miss." They usually use the last setting to avoid lawsuits. Keep 'em coming! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.