A Day in Fangorn
Here's my bit.
One day in Fangorn, Treebeards son finds a rusted ork axe on the ground. He picks it up and brings it to his daddy.
Bushbeard: (lousy name I know) "Daddy, what's this?"
Treebeard: PUT...THAT...DOWN...THIS...INSTANT! Or...as fast...as...your...entish...arms...can.
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