One day in Tuckburough, six year old Faramir Took made an interesting discovery.....
Faramir: HEY DADDY! I'M REALLY SMART!!! Wanna hear me? Please? Please? Please?
Pippen: Oh alright.....
Faramir: Yay! Ok.....um..... Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
Pippen: Wow…..that’s “You do not know the power of the Dark Side.”
Faramir: Yep! *sees Frodo Gamgee playing with marbles* FRODO!!!!
Frodo: Yeah?
Faramir: Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! = I just said “May barbarians invade your personal space!"
Frodo: THAT’S MEAN!!! *pouts and starts playing with the little gold ring he found*
Yes, it is Latin that little Faramir Took is speaking!