"Daddy Púrin, can I see our family tree?"
"Of ocurse you can, Dúrin! First, there's Húrin, then Túrin, then Múrin, then Lúrin, then Cúrin, then Júrin, then Búrin, then Fúrin, then Súrin, then Zúrin, then Vúrin, then Núrin, then Uúrin, then Púrin, Dúrin...Ú-c-rin?"
And don;t get me started on Húor's descendants...