"...a little fiery eye..." Rofl!
Hmmm, now whose kid(s) should I do?
*a ten-year old Elfwine can be seen riding a horse in the great hall; Faramir suddenly appears from a side door; Elfwine misses him but crashes into a statuette which shatters*
Faramir: "Elfwine! What have I told you about riding indoors?!"
Elfwine: "Ummm, to always wear a helmet?"
Faramir: "So why aren't you wearing one?"
Elfwine: "Uhhh...."
Faramir: "You had better hope that you're mother doesn't see this; she'll be furious."
Eowyn: "See what, and why would I be furious?"
*Faramir turns around to see Eowyn standing with her arms crossed and a dangerous expression on her face*
Faramir: "Er....umm..."
*Eowyn spots Elfwine*
Eowyn: "Elfwine!! Did you leave your helmet at Eldarion's again?! That's the fifth time this month! Why can't you remember your things?!"
*Elfwine is turning red and slouching in his saddle; Eowyn spots the broken statuette*
Eowyn: "You broke my mother's favorite sculpture! How can you be so clumsy; you're a son of the House of Eorl for Helm's sake!"
*Elfwine looks for a convenient hole to crawl into; but Eowyn is far from finished*
Eowyn: "I suppose you forgot to polish your sword too, and your boots are absolutely filthy! No riding for a month, and you can't go to Eldarion's for twice that. When I think of all the trouble your father and I went through..."
Note: Do not **** off your mom if she happens to be a princess/shieldmaiden; things could get ugly.