*Eldarion is playing with a sword, hacking at a marble pillar, Arwen walks in, rushs over and snatches the sword out of his hands."
Arwen: Now what did I tell you about playing with Anduril?
Eldarion: Don't hit it against anything hard?
A: And why's that?
E: Because it'll break again, and then Sauron will come back and rule the world again, and then dad'll get killed.
A: That's right, now go play with all the other nice children.
E: Don't want to.
A: Now don't ge tinto a sulk just because I don't let you play with Anduril, go and play.
*Eldarion walks off in a huff*
*Aragorn walks in, sees Arwen scowling, holding Anduril and standing next to the mangled marble pillar*
Aragorn: Jesus!
*Aragorn runs out*
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