No way- how did anyone not start this post earlier?
I would not be Eowyn (contrary to popular belief) but I would definitely be Rose Cotton, and when Frodo and Sam were walking out of the Green Dragon one night I would biotch-slap Frodo and say "Hey, don't you be takin' my man to Mordor!" and keep Sam home so he didn't end up mentally disturbed by that stupid Fellowship journey. "Take Bilbo instead, Frodo."
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"You wish, then," said Faramir, "that our places had been exchanged?"
"Yes, I do wish that," said Denethor. "For Boromir was loyal to me, and no wizard's pupil."
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