Eowyn Skywalker Pfft! Star Wars is so lame.
Meela Denethor? But he's old and crusty!!
Eomer of the Rohirrim What the heck is a warg?
Anyone What the heck is a hobbit?
Anyone Lord of the Rings... Wouldn't that be Ringo Star? Oh, it's a BOOK, you say? Oh yeah, I remeber now. Isn't that the one about a bunch of English schoolboys stranded on an island? Or is that one Lord of the Dance? Oh well.
Me Why should we feel sympathetic for stupid nearsighted elves? Those freaks of nature! Tease them! Throw rocks at them! Make them feel the SHAAAAAAME!
Ahem.
~Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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