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You don't know? Oh my, well it all happened on a beautiful summer afternoon when Professor Tolkien was exploring the land around Oxford. He came across a secret dwarf treasure trove, guarded by Dwarvish Soldiers. But being the smart man that he is, Tolkien tricked the Dwarves and stole their treasure.
Soon after Tolkien's ransacking of the Dwarvish treasure, he published LOTR and the Hobbit and spent much of his life editting his other works. However, this secret cache of Dwarven records was lost when Tolkien died and since then the Dwarven knowledge has been lost!
But seriously, more information about the Dwarves and their history would be great, maybe someone should go search for the treasure?