I know where you got the one from Pio... very funny, and is still laughing.
Everdawn: Who likes Eomer nowdays? He's ugly. Ewww... hat hair. That orc can kill HIM.
The Barrow-wight: I don't know what brought on this love of Tolkien, but it's going to stop! As of three seconds, the Barrow-downs is now closed. Permanently.
(Let's hope we never hear that one...

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Me: Why would anyone waste time writing about warheads of power when they could be off flirting. Sigh, boys are so cool.
(Anyone who knows me will testify that I am not a normal girl there... Boys? Ick.)
-Eowyn Skywalker