Attack of the rabid Leggy-bopper
Not that great, but it's something...
Lady, do not come near me
Ere you do, I'll shoot!
Go away! I don't want a concubine!
Oh, if only Orlando Bloom were here to take her away from me...
Leave me alone, I said!
Aaah! Look behind you! Orcs!
Silly fangirl... fare thee well!
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That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
.................William Wordsworth
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