Shoot, I didn't get here fast enough to do the obvious "I broke a nail" caption.
Oh well, I've got one lined up in reserve.
Legolas: "Hey, you! Yeah that's right, I'm talking ta
you punk! I know you've been stealing my raspberry shampo with the corresponding conditioner. Don't give me that confused 'What's he talking about' look, you know
exactly what I'm talking about! Now hand it over, or I'm gonna give you a haircut down to your shoulders!!!!"