Denethor vs. Fëanor
Denethor *with a flamethrower*: Do you have any idea how many people I have flamed to death over the years?
Fëanor: *confused stare*
Denethor: I mean, look at you! You don't even have a name tag. You don't stand a chance. Why don't you just fall down?
*Fëanor lies down*
Think Austin Powers... Or rather Nigel Powers...
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