- You can read the Silmarillion all the way through, no stopping
- You can understand the Silmarillion
- Questions about the Sil in the Quiz room don't stump you
- Family trees are quite obvious
- You read the Sil for
fun
- Your hair is grown out past your waist, is permanately waved and has eleborate braids in it
- Or, your hair is a tangled, curly mess
- You insist that "obey your elders" applies to you, as you are obviously an elf
- It's not wine and cheese, it's ale and mutton!
That's all I can think of for now...