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Oaky, okay, let's make that:
Evilish Agent Eowyn Skywalker, Nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed Pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOM who would've destroyed the garlic, but she can't see far enough to do that, and has married Anakin Skywalker, or will, as soon as she finds her glasses, which Anakin stole because I stole his Garlic, so I guess that makes us even but who cares because I am still Agent Eowyn Skywalker, nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden of Rohan and Yavin 4 and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOOM.
There... have I broken the record? (Has attack, and finds that she cannot breathe, and therefore, has to find her inhaler...)
-Evilish Agent Eowyn Skywalker, Nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed Pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOM who would've destroyed the garlic, but she can't see far enough to do that, and has married Anakin Skywalker, or will, as soon as she finds her glasses, which Anakin stole because I stole his Garlic, so I guess that makes us even but who cares because I am still Agent Eowyn Skywalker, nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden of Rohan and Yavin 4, Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOOM, killer of the Garlic of Doom, creator of the Candies of DOOM! and insane member of the nearsighted elves and now can't breathe...
Anakin: Umm, my co-author has just passed out, so if you'll give us a moment...
*static* *more static*
THE RING MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
Anakin V.O: Hey, who turned the Fellowship of the Ring on?
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