I remember being the only person left in the cinema at the very end (when the music was still playing) and feeling pleased with myself.
Another point of amusement was when a fellow Downer and myself went to see the first showing of
The Return Of The King in our town. There were many cinema-goers already there waiting in a large queue. Once inside we waited for a third person to join us, and when he did we blatantly lied to him and said that we were the first people in the queue!
"Oh aye! Been 'ere since the crack o' dawn, we have!"