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Lurtz: Stand still while I shoot you, human.
Boromir: Aha! You think you can go uncontested but see what happens when I blow the mighty horn of the kings of yore!
*big breath* *blows into horn* *random bubbles drift out the other end* Ahhm...
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Elrond: Take ye this mighty blade of Isildur and with hammer and anvil and flame reforge the sword of kings!
Random elf blacksmith (Will turner?): *bows* I will make it shine as the sun upon the Anduin. *places it reverentially in the forge for the metal to soften*
Elrond: Your name will be sung in the halls of mandos. *leaves*
Blacksmith: *turns around and sees a puddle of molten metal in the forge* Damit, forgot to set the timer... *runs away*
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~hitchhikers guide
Last edited by Lady Snickerdoodle; 06-04-2004 at 02:26 PM.
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