This thread is really looking good. I'm glad I made it 
Quote:
Faramir's old Captain partner: *dying on the ground in Osgiliath
Pink Orc: Gimme that spear. I wanna kill this guy
*tries to shove spear in Captain's stomach*
*nothing happens*
Pink Orc: D'oh! Common! Please work! *tries again*
*nothing happens*
Pink Orc: I need to get this spear sharpened *pink orc leaves*
*5 hours later*
Pink Orc: Finally!
Random Orc: Um...he's already dead. He died of blood loss. Sorry
Pink Orc: *whimper*
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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