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Again, not really a weapon spoof, but still a Monty Python rip off...
Aragorn: Let the lord of the black land come forth!
*silence*
Aragorn: Let the lord of the black land come forth!!
*silence*
Morannon orc: Aaaand whaaaay should weee you stuuuuuupid gondorian pigdog with your little kannnniguts.
Aragorn: I'm the king of Gondor! Come forth and face me!
Morannon orc: Non, I faaaaart in your general direction, silly king type.
Aragorn: You will learn respect!
Morannon orc: Aaaaand whaaaat are you going to do, silly king?
Aragorn: I'll call down the wrath of my fathers upon you.
Morannon oec: Your mother is a hamster, and your father smelt of eeeeelderberries!
Aragorn: Right that's i-
Galadriel: GET ON WITH IT!
Host of the West: GET ON WITH IT!
Aragorn: Yes, yes, alright. Come down and fight me you silly or-
Sauron: GET OOOOON WITH IT!!
Aragorn: Fine!! Get down an-
Valar: GET ON WITH IT!!!!
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