Points of note:
Diamond, my apologies, but you
did want to saw Leninia's head off, so...
Beth, but you do listen to the Clash.
Nur, I guess it's time to fess up: I
partially lied about not basing this test on actual people. Please don't tell Seamus Heaney about my slight in the meantime. I'm still set on becoming his pet one of these days.
Saucie, but I
did mention that the British are the best, in spite of substance abuse. The Russians, on the other hand...
Phantom, this quiz is not supposed to be at all serious. Like, if you gauge an activity's seriousness on a scale of 1 to 10, it comes in at about a -3.14. Being labeled as "something typical" is the point. Thank you for making this thread twice as important, in the meantime.
Heren, only if you dare to have a jihad on your hands to deal with.
I suppose Aragorn had it worse...or did he?