Why didn't I think of this before?
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What really happened before the gates of Thangorodrim
Fingolfin: Morgoth Bauglir, come out of your foul abode and fight me in single combat!
Morgoth: *walks out, weilding Grond and looking all menacing and huge*
Fingolfin: *unsheathes Ringil*
*Fighting ensues, yadda yadda*
Morgoth: *goes to slam down Grond, and it gets stuck in the ground*
Fingolfin: Ha! Now you die! *stabs Ringil, which breaks on Morgoth's armor* Er...
Morgoth: I'm about fifty meters to your two. Let's see what happens when we play 'step on the Elven-King'
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I love Fingolfin, but there's just so much room for parody in that scene.
