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You can actually repel a Nazgul by pointing a stick at it and shouting "Expecto Patronum!"
Never give trees steroids, they might just end up destroying your fortress...
Never give dogs steroids unless you're Saruman, and you have loads of willing stupid orcs to ride them....
A pink cancerous face does not a scary orc make (Gothmog)...
A worryingly deep yet squeaky voice does not a scary orc make (Gothmog)....
When in doubt, just stab it and hope it dies...
When a wizard tells you to keep quiet, just do it...
When in doubt, get a hobbit and a girl to kill it...
Don't charge oliphaunts if you're about an eightieth of their size...
Blue contact lenses never EVER get dirty...
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