Audreidi: (rolls eyes) Oh, come on, guys. Really. I think this hot pink skanky dress with the frills and lace looks great on me. Forget posting on that stupid forum; 24-HOUR SHOE SHOPPING MARATHON!! Who's with me?
Jandalf: I hate Obi-Wan. I hate Star Wars. I hate being tall. I hate Lord of the Rings. The books make me fall asleep. I know everything about this forum.
Audreidi: She had absolutely no sarcasm in her voice whatsoever.
Jandalf: Dang right. And I don't think I want Eowyn (without an S) to be my Padawan anymore. She's just getting boring.
Audreidi: Let's hold a fantasy-book-burning party. Who wants to come?
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Hold on, my train of thought derailed. And it's some undertaking to get it back on track, I can tell you...
--Audreidi & Jandalf, proud members and Twins of Optometry for the Society of Nearsighted Elves
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