1. Never trust an elf! (according to Gimli at least... and we all believe what he says)
2. When elves aren't around (and won't be told) dwarves lose their pride.
3. Giving your jewelery to your boyfriend is an especially good idea... it leads possible rivals to ask about you.
4. If you're having a dream about kissing your girlfriend--don't wake up. In reality, it just might be your horse.
5. Even if everyone else is standing, Gimli still reserves the right to sit in the [empty] steward's chair. While smoking.
that's all for now.
Cheers!
Elrond's (other) daughter
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.
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