[Agent Evenstar]

Wanted: Large troll

Requirements: Must be large and strong. The ability to follow orders when given is a must. Intelligence is not a main concern...

Job Description: It depends on what you are assigned too and what you are mentally capable of. It is possible that you will be in operation of various machineries of war, such as battering rams, catapults, and the pushing of seige towers. You may also be enlisted to charge the gates of a city once they are knocked down and wage battle on the people behind them, providing you can handle a large club and are not afraid to wreak havoc on your enemies. There is also the possibility that you may be assigned to the opening and closing of the Gates of Mordor if you are found lacking in the war department.



WARNING: You will most likely be put in compromising situations during battle. When this happens, you are soley responsible for yourself and the preservation of your own life, so do not expect us to come to your defense, should you end up surrounded or brought down. Health plans and dental are not offered.

Thank you for your time
- Sauron, lord of Mordor