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Eowyn Skywalker: Oh, good. I hated chatting with Jandalf on MSN anyway. And I don't really want to marry Anakin. Conspiracies are so boring. I think I'm going to apply for a spot on Survivor and sell everything that remotely resembles a computer in my house.
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...umm... well... erk... I'm speechless, and very flustered now. HOW COULD YOU EVEN DARE THINK THAT I WOULD GET RID OF MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?!?!?! I mean, I NEED that!!!! But you need to change that to "And I don't really want to marry Anakin, I think I'm going to marry Legolas instead".
Audreidi: i'm so gld that i've disovered this tihng caled weading dandiloins, its so fn. obi-1 is ugly" and i h8 hm, cuz he stnks, and i'm gonna marry harry potter becse taht movie is way btter thn ltor.
(Note awful spelling... snrk)
Agent Evenstar: No, Agent Vader is weird, and I think I hate him. I need a new co-author... I want GIMLI! Gimli's so hot, he's got the cutest beard, and the prettyest axe, and the brownest eyes, and OOOOOOOO... I'm so blond! I love Mary-Sue!!! I also love my blond hair!
Any mod: We need more forums for those books based on Peter Jackson's movie...
Any mod: I know that there are twenty other discussions on Balrog's wings, but who cares anyhow? I think I'll sticky them just so that everyone can see what diverse opinions we have... what do you mean, they say the same thing? They are different threads, aren't they? I'M BANNING WHOEVER SAID THAT!!!! I AM ALL POWERFUL, AND NO ONE STANDS IN MY WAY!!!!!!
Me: I'm just posting to agree with whatever you were saying about the hotness of Legolas.
-Eowyn Skywalker