Here's a better idea...
Fed up with Feanor and Fingolfin? Not really interested in adventure? Join the Vanyar and hang around in Valinor! Who wants to be fighting Balrogs when you could be loafing around on the grass watching beautiful maidens dance all day? Idiots, that's who! Are you an idiot?
Join us. You don't even need to apply (that's the beauty of it), all you need to do is hide in your house until Feanor leaves.
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