Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Pants. Only one who can bend them to his will. And he does not share pants(Or at least we hope he doesn't)
Gandalf: I am the servant of the Secret Fire, weilder of the Pants of Anor.
Gandalf: Fool of a Took. Throw your pants in next time and rid us of your stupidity.
Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins. Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap pants.
Theoden: Brace your pants.
Aragorn: Let the pants of the Black Land come forth.
THis thread is awesome.
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