Good One!
Quote:
Nazgūl: Give us the ring Frodo!
Frodo: No!
Nazgūl: Why don't you put it on! It's just your size!
Frodo: No! Wait, I mean yes!
*puts ring on*
*parallel universe*
Witch King: Stabby Stabby!
*stabs Frodo*
Frodo: Ouch! Why didn't I see that commin.
Aragorn: Here Frodo, I'll save you!
*moves to strike Nazgūl with fire*
*fire goes out*
*Aragorn dies*
*hobbits die*
*Frodo becomes the 10th Nazgūl*
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fėanor, and there he slew Finwė King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwė alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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