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Theron Bugtussle · 06-24-2004, 05:12 PM

After Aragorn nearly died in the Warg attack, and was nursed back to health by Eowyn--

Eowyn, snuggling up to Aragorn on his sickbed: We're finally all alone, Calvin.
Aragorn, moving away uncomfortably: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me "Calvin"?
Eowyn: That's your name, isn't it? It's right there on your underwear--"Calvin Klein"!

and more Back to the Future...

At the Council of Elrond--

Gandalf: The only way to destroy the ring is to zap it with 1.21 jigawatts of power.

Elrond, exasperated: 1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts! Maybe in First Age or the Second Age, you could find 1.21 jigawatts at the corner drugstore, but here in the Third Age, the only place that has that much power would be if you cast the ring into the Cracks of Doom!

06-24-2004, 05:12 PM	#176
Theron Bugtussle Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blowing the froth off a couple in this quaint little pub in Michel Delving. Posts: 147	Back to the Future After Aragorn nearly died in the Warg attack, and was nursed back to health by Eowyn-- Eowyn, snuggling up to Aragorn on his sickbed: We're finally all alone, Calvin. Aragorn, moving away uncomfortably: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me "Calvin"? Eowyn: That's your name, isn't it? It's right there on your underwear--"Calvin Klein"! and more Back to the Future... At the Council of Elrond-- Gandalf: The only way to destroy the ring is to zap it with 1.21 jigawatts of power. Elrond, exasperated: 1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts! Maybe in First Age or the Second Age, you could find 1.21 jigawatts at the corner drugstore, but here in the Third Age, the only place that has that much power would be if you cast the ring into the Cracks of Doom! __________________ For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers Last edited by Theron Bugtussle; 06-24-2004 at 05:24 PM.