Well, Snick, I seem to remember a well-captioned photograph involving BUBBLES... so I just haaaaad to... you'll understand, I'm sure.
The Saucepan Man: My pans are creating a racket? Dearie me, no! I'll have to trade them in for pillowcases.
burrahobbit: Let me just explain what I mean by this...
The Barrow Wight: Lord of the Rings is for tools.