Gollum: Iss it juicy? Iss it ssweet? Is it ssscrumptiously crunchable?
Sam: You'll make Mr. Frodo sick, eating it like that!
Gollum (again): Give it to us raw and wwwrrrriggling!
Legolas: One bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
Merry: so... how many did you eat? Pippin: *burp* umm... four?
Legolas: Would you like me to describe it?

(ew.)
and legolas again.. my favorite quote ever!
Legolas: He was twitching. *nod*
haha this is a good one!