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Dear Santa,
Please! I am begging you to bring me a different boyfriend for Arwen! My only conditions are that he is clean, well mannered, immortal, and most importantly NOT ARAGORN. She already got an Aragorn a few Christmas's ago and she won't let me throw him out or give him to Good Will even when she has worn him out beyond belief.
Thanks,
Elrond
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?
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