Yeesh. In the amount of time I've spent trying to explain to people why Frodo couln't have been taken to Mt. Doom by eagles or horses, I could have taught myself Quenya, Sindarin, Kuzdul, Aduniac, Old English, and the Black Speech.
What really makes me want to smack people around with a flaming trout is the question: "What's so great about Lord of the Rings?"
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