I have heard of a hare that was bred by Morgoth to be the most deadly and fearsome creature in history. Sources say that the hare, a white-furred, red-eyed beast stuck fear into the hearts of good and evil alike, causing even Carcharoth to whimper as the hare passed.
It has been told that the hare survived the passing of Morgoth, and even of Sauron, hiding in caves of the North, a place called Caer Bannog.
History states that the unforunate animal met his demise by a handful of knights in roughly the fifth age, when they used a Holy Hand Grenade to destroy it.
And so passed the greatest foe the world has known.
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