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Legolas and Gimli would always compete in Gym class. "That STILL only counts as one!"
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That was Gimli's reply as Legolas rained in three-pointer after three-pointer over him while he only managed the occasional layup.
Sauron was constently in the principal's office for reported ring-thieving (only the little kiddie plastic ones of course, they all start small).
Saruman got in trouble for cursing when he couldn't get up the stairs thanks to his XXL cloak (only those who've watched the extended commentary stuff would get this one

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