Frodo: Dear Santa, can I have that new-fangled ring making machine?
Sam: Dear Santa, please don't let Frodo get that new-fangled ring making machine I overheard him talking about.
Merry: Dear Santa, can you please give Pippin a life supply of pipeweed? He's taken all of mine. And, can I have some duct tape to shut his mouth so I can have some of his pipeweed?
Pippin: Dear Santa, please don't give Merry more duct tape like you did last year. And, can I have some more pipeweed?
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