Sauron would watch the Shopping Channel!
Sauron: Yeah yeah! Enough about the couch! Get to the rings!
Gandalf, being wise, would watch CNN and other news channels
Galadriel would watch the weather channel
Galadriel: I have looked into the mirror and I've seen it! I've seen....rain in your 7 day forcast!
Sam would watch Iron Chef
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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