[Morsul the Dark]

I was recently playing some board game and I was in the guys rear arc so my little tank or whatever got a attack bonus and i said "HA my tanks in your rear orc!..no wait orc...damn it arc your rear arc!"

And at work one guy had a good sized beard and instead of saying have a nice day it slipped I said "may your beard never witter" also I hum the movie soundtrack

But as Encaitare said she writes tengwar I can't however I had the anglo-saxon alphabet down and I'm working on tengwar