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Pippin · 12-13-2001, 05:42 AM

being a stuffy brit [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I didn't discover the Almighty Twinkie until I was twelve, and on a trip to Florida. a few short years later, I now have a deep liking for them, and beg my brother to bring back some when he goes over on business trips.

so, here is my theory...
Lembas is an original, unevolved form of the Twinkie. sadly without the cream...(can you imagine trying to keep a pocket full of cream-filled Twinkies fresh and unbroken whilst jogging through Mordor?) they have a magical sustinence that keeps travellers on their feet. when the Elves sailed away form Middle earth, they took the recipe with them, discovered cream, changed the name from Lembas to Twinkies and made millions.

OR

Lembas could possibly be a form of donut... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

12-13-2001, 05:42 AM	#34
Pippin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: I don't know, I'm lost! Posts: 85	being a stuffy brit [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I didn't discover the Almighty Twinkie until I was twelve, and on a trip to Florida. a few short years later, I now have a deep liking for them, and beg my brother to bring back some when he goes over on business trips. so, here is my theory... Lembas is an original, unevolved form of the Twinkie. sadly without the cream...(can you imagine trying to keep a pocket full of cream-filled Twinkies fresh and unbroken whilst jogging through Mordor?) they have a magical sustinence that keeps travellers on their feet. when the Elves sailed away form Middle earth, they took the recipe with them, discovered cream, changed the name from Lembas to Twinkies and made millions. OR Lembas could possibly be a form of donut... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ never mind the pint.... does it come in gallons???