elronds_daughter, I find it near-impossible to imagine you as humanoid because of your bizarre avatar.
Regarding kilts, isn't it logical to just wrap yourself in cloth rather than waste time bothering to stitch
legs into it? Back in the day, Scots folk were too busy fighting the Vikings/English and catching wild animals for supper to busy themselves with fine clothing. Plus, it's an established fact that Scotsmen have wonderful legs.

Well, at least before the junk-food tidal wave swept over the country.