Meneltarmacil
"I would never post my picture on the internet. I don't believe in letting strange people see my face. I mean, who knows what kind of perverts hang around Tolkien forums, you know? Just by letting this mug out of the bag, I could end up face down in a ditch somewhere, dead. That's right, dead. You can never be too careful. I don't even want people speculating on what I look like. And you there, stop forming a mental image of me right now. This face is not for viewing!!!"
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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