I just discovered this thread and have been sneaking glances while trying to do homework.. blugh. But Boromir is SO the Disco King *does the wave for Boromir*! And I LOVED the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ... *does the wave for the Saucepan Man*
So I decided I'd contribute my little story, dedicated to my favorite character, Grima.
Grima: I have fangirls. Oh yes, I do, and they are loyal indeed. But they are few in number, and I cannot live up to certain pretty boys -- yet. Therefore, I must come up with a way to be pretty... hmmmmm *ponders*
Aha! I have it! I shall, through subtle words and bad makeup, make everyone in the world look heinously unattractive... except Eowyn, of course. Then I shall by default, look considerably handsomer than everyone else, and Eowyn will fall for me! Bah hah! And who better to start with than the King of Rohan? *singsong* Oh, Theoden...
Theoden: Yes, Councilor?
Grima: My lord, I have recently received from Saruman the Evil Wizard who Wants to Kill You All *cough cough* I mean, the White--
Saruman: Of Many Colours!
Grima: No, that sounds too suspicious! So I have received a box of beauty products that I think my lord may find beneficial for his... er... changing look.
Theoden: Changing look? Are you calling me old?
Grima: I would never! I think that you will find it a rejuvenating experience to have a new look. I hear that Denethor over in Minas Tirith has gotten a makeover, and even Elrond has gotten his eyebrows waxed... you wouldn't want to be left out, would you, my lord?
Theoden: Well, no! You are wise and clever, Councilor Grima! Let the makeover begin!
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Whew! I finally got the pictures to work! TBC in just a moment...