Ooh, there's some pretty stiff competition...
But it's all in the bag!
Or maybe I should say "In the Helmet".
Hello, dwarf.
What? Oh, it's you. What do you want?
I want to do something that I've wanted to do for a long, long time.
Noo! Not the beard!
You stupid elf! My beautiful beard is gone! What a disgrace for a dwarf!
***And for a full three days, the forests echoed and rang with elvish laughter***
(TBC...but tomorrow. I must leave now. G'night!)