WOW! Almost this whole page is off topic! Isn't that some sort of record? Not that I'm complaining....
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Orlando Bloom is just about the only actor good looking enough to play me.
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Somehow, I don't think Orli would sound right with a scottish accent.
By the way, I won't hug you, I'll just come at you out of nowhere, push up my glasses, and nervously ask you to sign my Karl Urban poster. Then you'll make me laugh until I snort, and I'll retreat mysteriously back into the shadows to make all of your other Uber-Dork stalkers drool over your autograph.
Once Stalked, Always Stalked.