[Imladris]

Sung to the tune of You're a Good Man Charlie Brown

EVERYONE:

You're a good man, Mr. Wight
And we know you delight to be dead!

Yes it's hard to believe
Almost frightening to conceive
The delights of the dead.

CORPSE:

You are smart!

EVERYONE

Your brains are full of Tolkien's works
Eager to discuss them.
With a rotten heart
You enforce the rules

CORPSE:

Every single solitary word

EVERYONE:

Your minions face adversity
They strive to fill the ranks
Killing those
Who adore Tolkien.

You're a good man, Mr. Wight
Agmar's evil spirit.
You dwell within the Downs.
Stealing guest's jewels and gowns.
Luring them into your green Barrow.

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*collapses* That took more time than I thought it would...