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This thread is too amusing; I simply must contribute.

Based on "Welcome" by the Who

"Welcome to the Downs!"

Come to the Downs
Be one of the deceased people.
Come to the Downs
We're posting all night
Never sleeping.

Dead dwarf, please come in!
And you, Numenorean
Little hobbit welcome
And you all from Lorien

Come to the Downs!
Into the Downs.

Come to the Downs
Be one of us.
Make this your barrow
Be one of us.

You can help
To collect some more in
Happy dead people
Lets get them all in!

Come to the Downs!
Into the Downs.

See that Moderator who's Mod-ing along
And all the dead people, so happily gone
they're singing this song
Go into that thread
Bring your yet-living friends
Everybody register and post till the world ends!

Come to the Downs
Be one of the deceased people.
Dark lonely Downs
Posting all night never sleeping.

We need more bandwidth
Build an extension
A foggy new Downs realm
Spare no expense now

Come to the Downs
Be one of us
Come into the Downs
Be one of us

Come to the Downs
Into the Downs

Welcome!

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And another one, based on the Who's "Tommy's Holiday Camp"

"The Barrow-Downs Holiday Camp"

Good morning, Downers!!!

I'm the Barrow Wight,
and I'll welcome you to the Barrow-Downs Holiday Camp
The forums with the difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to the Downs,
Obsession reigns forever!!!

(bouncy music)

The barrow with the difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to the Downs,
You'll be happily dead forever!!!

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This is so forking entertaining!